Saturday, April 10, 2010

Ooohprah Winfrey!

Holy Sweet Mother!
Oh my baby toe!
You know, you are nothing if not thorough.
Oh God. I'm sweating.
Oh you've got to be kidding me!
I'm going to have to start stretching before I do this again.
Please. Just not that part.
Sweet Jesus!
That's it. I'm either coming in here all the time or never again!
Yeah, I'm fine. No, it's uhmm, yeah, oooooh...I'm fine. Whew.
Wait, up like this?
I don't know if I'm used to it, or if I'm just numb.
Yoga. This reminds me of Yoga, but with more pain.
I wonder if anyone has ever passed out during this?

This. is. justnotright.

A) things heard in a frat house
B) things heard at a Weight Watcher's meeting
C) things heard in Basic Training
D) things heard inside and outside of Lauren's head while getting a Brazilian


  1. LMAO! I was wondering where that was going bahahahahaha!

  2. now THAT will wake you up and get the blood pumping! YOWSA!
    watch out summer, here she comes!!!!

  3. I've never made it back for my second one.. the pain.. oh the pain. the burning. the left over wax that somehow was never removed. ah the silky and carefree life afterwords. its a love hate relationship