In my first hour of my first day on my new shift after the first shift change of the year, some guy who was angry that he couldn't get hold of the library asked me, "Are you the Cheese Lady?"
"No. I am not the cheese lady."
This shift is off to a good start already.
You only have 2 chances. Shot thru the heart. Moo. A-borat.
Update to the night:
"Ma'am, can you ask him if he feels faint?"
"Dale, have you fainted today?...(pause)...He says he's unconcious now. You need to send someone out here."
"Yes Ma'am, we're on the way."
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The adventures and confessions of a single girl, travel junkie, shopaholic, amateur photographer, prodigal scrapbooker, social drinker, public servant, sister, daughter, friend, klutz, and nap time professional who keeps looking for the hidden meaning in it all. These are the scenes from my life.
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